Impure Mickey

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Description

Impure Mickey is a protagonist in Abandoned: Discovery Island.

Appearance

Impure mickey looks like a regular Mickey Mouse, except with small holes for eyes and human teeth, and a wizard hat. Similar to Impure Mouse.

Behavior

If the player holds the "Shift" button when they die, Impure Mickey will appear and give the player some bad advice.

Quotes

• "You're a faggot jake." -[When the player dies to really happy mouse 3 times in a row]
• "Hiding is for Pussies" - [When the player dies by Acephalous]
• "Tell him to fuck off" - [When the player dies by Photo-Negative Mickey]

• "Did the dildo really just kill you?" - [When the player dies by Undying]
• "Git Gud Scrub" - [When the player dies by Oswald]
• "You're too slow!" - [When the player dies by Classic Oswald]
• "Aww, she just wanted a kiss!" - [When the player dies by Impure Mouse]
• "Bruh hey tell him to fuck off again!" - [When the player dies by Modern Photo-Negative Mickey]

Trivia

• Impure Mickey was originally created as a meme.
• Impure Mickey's model was made by Landwii