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jake was bored one night and decided to draw dark Oswald, as you can see he messed up BIGTIME
he appears to be a more poorly drawn version of dark Oswald but he looks a lot more similar to Armswald due to the inclusion of his freakishly distorted arms and his left hand is smaller but it has the more creepy fingers while his right arm is shorter but buffer
he activates alongside his best friend Recardo (who now exists because of OSWALD'S magical powers) his presence is very noticeable as only oswalds are active during the night as every other suit/toon (besides Recardo) isn't active. He starts in an unknown room called the: gacha life ship corner where he is seen worshiping the god MinPog before he flies into the office where you must show him fnaf vore to satisfy him and if you don't he'll eat all your internal organs causing a game over (his AI is 69 on the joke night)
- "blimey mate!"
- "lest don't get shot doing maffs at skewl"
- "plus you Americans don't got free 'elfcare"
- *chuckle* "your going to FOKIN' die tonight jake"
- "your playing a dangerous game boy"
- he created recardo because he can read minds and create them with his bare hands
- even though he is a god he still respects MickPog as there are both friends
- god eater can't eat him as OSWALD is 20x the size of him
- he is bri'ish in case you didn't notice
- he is wanted for both mass murder and also for saying that Scott cawthon was a republican
- he has had unprotected sex with at least 2 of bys3d's female ocs
- he knows where you live RUN