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Retarded Mickey is a joke character in Abandoned: Discovery Island


He looks similar to his normal counterpart, but he looks more idiotic and stupid, that his red pants is longer and stretched and his jaw is stuck and stretched as well.



He starts at Character Prep 1, looking at the camera, and will begin walking around the island. Once he is encountered, the player must hide under the desk to fend him off. Shutting off the camera and power will never work on him. Failing to do so will result in a jumpscare.


He starts from Character Prep 1, and then moves to Staff Area, Meat Freezer, Lounge and finally reaches to your Office. You must hide under the desk to avoid his attack. Failing to do so will result in a stupid joke, stomping you to death. However, he can be also avoided by shutting off camera, which makes 50% chance to lure him. Shutting off power will also work on him.


  • He is voiced by Oddcast Daniel.
    • But his voice lines were removed from the new version. Only makes random sounds from various memes.
  • He is the only character which is not scary at all.
  • He only becomes active on Joke Night 6 due to changes.
    • But he can be also active on Custom Night and Infinite Night if the player beats Joke Night 6.



  • "You have left me alone."
  • "I am not retarded, trust me."
  • "I'm not insane."
  • "What a stupid joke!"
  • "I'm not hating you. You are not hating me."
  • "This is the beginning of retardness!"
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